"Did you know we found a way to craft new shirts out of end-of-life Patagonia® tees? They’re called “Tee-Cycle™ T-Shirts” but we can only make ‘em if we have your old Patagonia® tees. So, clean out your closets and join us for a happy hour where we’ll be collecting tees, sipping cold beverages and meeting new friends.
P.S. Don’t have old Patagonia® tees to bring in? Still come for the happy hour. It’ll be fun.
P.P.S. We’ll collect your old Patagonia® tees at any time (not just during this happy hour)."